white land rover

i couldn't wait until tomorrow because in this town, surely something will happen tomorrow too.

i'm driving home from yoga class along a windy road. the road i have been driving nearly every single day (mon-fri) for the past two years. i know this road. i can drive it faster than the posted 35 mph speed limit if i so choose to. its a one lane road in a residential area.

i'm in front of this bitch in a white land rover. her plate # is 5VMG340 (i'll have to post this on platewire.com) so if this bitch ever reads this, you should know that i decided to intentionally go slow because you insisted on riding on my ass. normally i am more than happy to lead the pack and drive a little faster than most when people behind me can keep up. but when you start riding my ass when i am going the speed limit (i can understand if i was going slower but i wasn't), well fuck you. i'm gonna start tapping my breaks at every turn and slow down on the straights. and you can't pass me unless you have a death wish and wish to severely hurt or injure the person in the opposite direction.

seriously, was your life impacted in such a negative way? because then we all got stuck behind a red van that was in fact going slower than the posted speed limit the rest of the way. then we get to the light at the top of mulholland and you get over to the right lane so you can illegally pass me on the right. really nice.

look out lady. i called the cops and told them that you were a reckless driver headed west on mulholland. i hope you got a ticket you dumb ass bitch.